The Orange "Man" Behind the Curtain Revealed
Prospective jurors see an unimpressive old man with short fingers
“Do not arouse the wrath ... of the Great and Powerful Trump!” a voice bellows.
A dog named Toto pulls back the curtain.
Befuddled, the man says, “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.”
Four potential jurors named Tin Man, Scarecrow, Lion, and Dorothy are in shock when they see the man behind the curtain.
Dorothy asks the unimpressive orange man standing there who he is.
“I am the Great and Powerful … Wizard who will make America great again!”
“You are?” Dorothy says in a disappointed voice.
“Uhhhh … yes ...”
“I don't believe you!”
“No, I’m afraid it’s true,” the old man with uneven makeup and short fingers replies. “There’s no other Wizard except me.”
“You humbug!” shouts Mr. Scarecrow.
“Yeah!" agrees Mr. Lion.
“Yes-s-s – that ... that’s exactly so. I’m a humbug!” the orange fake Wizard admits.